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Sup Newgrounds, how y'all been? Enjoying summer?

I haven't posted in a while. and theirs a valid excuse for this. (sorry if I've upset my fans yo, hands up.) I've been seeing a few girls and haven't had time to Internet, too busy getting head and/or going on shitty dates with them so I could get head later on in the evening, shit was sick.

Over the past month I have hit it on with seven girls. I would say six of them were so crap in bed they hardly deserve my attention. I need an experienced bitch to satisfy me man, a proper dirty slut, and guess what? Lisa is that dirty slut.

I have been seeing her just over a week now. I met her down a club in Soho after me and my mates had been around on a pub crawl. I was pretty hammered so confidence was high, and I was batting above my average by far. Tried it on with a couple of girls in the start, bitches either had dicks for boyfriends or weren't interested. Seeing as I couldn't be bothered to start a fight and get thrown out, I proceeded to keep my head high without throwing up.

And that's when I saw Lisa, she had been smoking pot in the toilets, and was standing at the bar pretty high. I went over and did my usual chat up lines, which are fucking godly by the way: (can't waste them on you guys I'm afraid), and we started to get talking. My bro's were busy with their own girls, so we had each other all to ourselves.

In no fucking time, we were leaving the club and heading back to hers. She sparked up a spliff in the taxi, I don't think the driver really cared, he looked too depressed. After paying the cab, and both fucked off our heads, we entered her flat.

Quite a nice boudoir, I will admit. Wasn't dirty and her bed is a double, so I didn't complain. After she poured us some wine we proceeded to the fucking. No need for a condom, she's on the pill, get in. She's into the wild shit man, I mean damn. Nothing ultra dirty like scat or golden showers, but she will stick a couple of fingers up my ass with lube before I'm about to cum, and seriously, words can't fucking describe it, she's amazing. We both must have cum about seven times that night, before we both hit the wall. We fell asleep, and woke up the next morning with a bitch of a hangover. I was expecting her to tell me to fuck off, but instead she was more than happy for me to stick around. We had a chat and she said she liked me, and would want to see me again. This is like the girl of a lifetime. Funny, interesting, incredibly fit, I had pulled a winner here.

So I'm seeing her again tomorrow, meeting her for dinner and then going back to hers. Going to be wild. She's told me she's bought a load of new 'toys' for us to play with, can't wait.

So that's my excuse guys, sorry if you've been missing me. I promise I'll make it up to you all.

Picture related, it's me and her.

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June 8th 1990 - Born.

May 31st 2009 - Died.

EDN

OHHHH LAWDY!

I love her.

<3

Moved here because Malachy is a faggot.

It's OK if you like it you know.

Oh and don't mind the watch, it's retro.

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COME IN COME IN, I OFFER YOU TEA, HOW THOUGHTFUL OF ME, TO OFFER YOU TEA!

Banned for 30 days for something I didn't do.

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